70 Best Pumpkin Quotes and Puns

Gourdness Gracious!

We just can't believe it's pumpkin season already!

Slipped on a pumpkin. It caught me off-gourd.

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Why were the two pumpkins so close?

Because they had deep roots. (Squash family first!)

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Where do pumpkins like to live?

In the seedy part of town! (We're here all fall!)

What did the orange pumpkin say to the green pumpkin?

Are you feeling ill? (Alternate punchline: Why orange you orange?)

Orange You Pumped for Autumn?

An "orange" pun never gets old.

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I'm a bit of a country pumpkin.

You'll fit right in around here.

Blood Type: Pumpkin Spice

My coffee cup doesn't lie.

Who helps the smaller pumpkins safely cross the street?

The crossing gourd. (Of course!)

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What did the pumpkin say to the pie maker? Wouldn't you rather use apples?

We can help with that! Find our favorite fall apple recipes here.

What did Cinderella say when her carriage suddenly turned into a pumpkin?

Oh my gourd!

Gourdbye!

Hello? Is it pumpkin spice latte season you're looking for?

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Beauty is in the pie of the beholder.

Grab your fork and dig into our best pies here.

I Heard a Pumpkin a Day Keeps the Goblins Away

Seems to be working so far!

"The fifth one said, 'I'm ready for some fun!' "

We are, too!

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What did the pumpkin say to the jack-o-lantern?

Got a light?

Sugar and Pumpkin Spice and All Things Nice!

Pretty sure Robert Southey would agree!

Apples, Peaches, Pumpkin Pie. Soon Your Love Will Be All Mine

The 1966 song from Jan & The Techniques still rings true today.

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"There are three things that I've learned never to discuss with people: religion, politics, and the Great Pumpkin."

Wise words from Linus.

Gone Pumpkin Pickin'

Hanging this on the door for the month of October.

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